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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:19
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Who is the oldest living child of a Hollywood star?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Why did Microsoft acquire LinkedIn?
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
No go.
They put up a sign reading
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
So they tried
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Portugal beat Spain on penalties to win Nations League - Yahoo Sports
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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